Things! This is one of those pages that will read better when you’re going through the chapter in one sitting.

I was thinking about doing some April Fools thing today, but then I was like “screw that.” What could I do to shock you more than I already have?

Me: “Lol guys I am going on a 3 month hiatus.”
You: “Oh, again?”

What I love is that today, the first time this year I have to go out to do something in public, I have this giant zit on the tip of my nose. I haven’t had one there in probably 10 years. It’s sort of edging over the line from “exasperating” to “hilarious,” just due to the sheer precision of timing. I got zitrolled. WHATEVER if you’re coming to the con you can say hi to both of us because I refuse to care.

Well, off to get ready for Wondercon now. The 4DE booth at 313, see you there!